...have the very best titles you'll find anywhere.
I mean, just listen to these things:
Too Much Happiness
A Blind Man Can See How Much I Love You
Shout Her Lovely Name
Here's Your Hat What's Your Hurry
Cowboys Are My Weakness
The Secret Society of Demolition Writers
This Will Be Difficult to Explain
This Isn't the Sort of Thing That Happens to Someone Like You
It makes me really yearn to actually like short story collections more than I do.
But... instead, I just admire their titles from afar.